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puckable offense 

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
puckable offense by CM$ney May 11, 2009
Something ugly/disgusting enough that it gives you a need for puking.
- Check out man! This chick is hot.
- Oh my God! No way! She's pukable !!

pukable by Lapichon January 3, 2009

pluckable 

Someone who is sexually desirable; a person that you lust after.
OMG -- that woman by the pool is so pluckable!
pluckable by mmmmolina June 17, 2018

pickable 

An object, concept, or decision of exceptional quality. A fantastic choice.

A stand-in for the word choice.
Remixing those two tracks together is absolutely pickable. Those new shoes are pickable.
pickable by PhotoshopSucks April 12, 2019

pickable 

when someone is just very easy to pick on. @oufie
"why do you pick on me all the time" oufie asks

"because your pickable" morgan replies
pickable by nena wadsenberger January 19, 2018

pickable upable 

A result of a throw in bowling that may appear to be difficult to convert into a spare but in actuality is is most definitley possible to get a spare
Greg: Damn that 2-10 split is impossible
Jon: No way man its totally pickable upable!
pickable upable by Don Pez December 19, 2009