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puckable offense
A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.
A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.
Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.
Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.
Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)
Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.
Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)
Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.
(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)
Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.
Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)
Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.
(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
puckable offense by CM$ney May 11, 2009
pugable
From root acronym PUG used in online gaming. PUG stands for Pick Up Group. Pugable used in reference to running a raid that is possible to complete by doing with a Pick Up Group.. hence, pugable.
pugable by Bimu Slackerette December 14, 2012
putable
"Putable" is a somewhat nicer version of "bangable" or "doable." It refers to a female that you would put your penis in; or in the alternative to a guy who a gal would allow him to put his penis in her.
putable by SharkmanMN January 12, 2021
pukalei
the most sweetest girl on the planet, Pukalei's are mostly Hawaiian with tan skin and has really long dark brown hair. she very beautiful in every way, she's that type of friend that will sit down and cry with you when you cry,if I where you I would not betray a girl like her because she is loyal, smart,cute,kind,caring and a lot more.she has a hydro flask and ALL the scrunchies......like a visco girl, but she said she is not one tho.just to say if you meet a Pukalei treat her loyal like a queen cause SHE IS ONE!!!!!!
pukalei by bukugo_hasangerissues December 7, 2019
pukeables
another name for Lunchables. Its a box that comes with nasty fake food and is commonly eaten by school kids. Kids take them to school because they rather not eat the school food which is almost equally gross. Some of them just come with a block of American cheese thats supposed to be used as some kind of sandwich with crackers thats called cheese and crackers. Another one comes with hot dogs made out of pork and scrap meat and who knows what else. Pukeables taste gross, smell gross and make me feel really really sick to my stomach!
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