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puckable offense 

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
puckable offense by CM$ney May 11, 2009

Plucklestuck 

An act of hitting someone while embarrassed
Sh-Shut up! I will plucklestuck your face if you don't stop calling me cute!
Plucklestuck by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018

Puckable 

Someone who can be picked up and fucked.
That girl is so small she’s puckable!
Puckable by No Gary’s June 10, 2019

pluckable 

Someone who is sexually desirable; a person that you lust after.
OMG -- that woman by the pool is so pluckable!
pluckable by mmmmolina June 17, 2018

pleckable 

A word meaning evil, gross or all around puke worthy.
The "woman" who was actually a man and claimed that there are infinite genders is very pleckable.
pleckable by Beary April 21, 2018

pleckable 

A person who is gross or mean. Also anything that is discusting or vile.
Oh Debra is such a loser. She eats poop. She is pleckable.
pleckable by Beary May 13, 2018