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Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
Related Words

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008
The worst word you can possibly say to anyone or anything.
Gregory: Ploopy.

Manny: WAHGRSFCKEGIOWLO5IYIVP29TUYOCQXYQERGUYYFGCRGLIWL4O8T8%*%!?WILIU@V*OWT ÙOIDB
Ploopy by mgxfqbkuygrfz December 7, 2019
Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.
“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”
Pooey by Diz 😼 July 9, 2021

plooky plock 

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes
"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock
plooky plock by plofd May 6, 2020
Onomatopoetic word originating from the sound made by spitting. Used to indicate disgust.
"That's not Coke, it's Dr Pepper."
"What?! Ack! Ew! Ptooey ptooey!"
ptooey by Snoodlot December 14, 2008