ptooey 

Onomatopoetic word originating from the sound made by spitting. Used to indicate disgust.

"That's not Coke, it's Dr Pepper."
"What?! Ack! Ew! Ptooey ptooey!"

ptooey by Snoodlot December 14, 2008

ptooey 

A ptooey is a very young kitten whose face still looks like harsh wind blew against it, it has a round derpy face, eyes which resemble a black orb, a ball like body and short legs. Every ptooey is a kitten but not every kitten is a ptooey.

-Did you see the post I sent you of those kittens?

-Yeah! The one on the left is still ptooey!

ptooey by PtooeyEnthusiast June 13, 2023

Ptooey 

Ptooey the name given to **** **** as he played the Witcher 3 when reading some subtitles about some yungfla spitting

What’s up ptooey any cats

Ptooey by Owenbruh6 July 27, 2021

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Pooey 

Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.

“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”

Pooey by Diz 😼 July 9, 2021

phooey 

i. Word uttered or screamed in frusration, annoyance, or anger; a clean alternative to fuck, shit, or damn.

ii. Word yelled by Donald Duck when something bad happens to him.

i. Phooey! A fly flew in my flippin' soup! Idiot!

ii. Donald Duck: Hoh phooey!

phooey by I.P. Greenish October 28, 2005