pliking

Pliking is plogging's American cousin. While the Swedes are getting sweaty jogging and picking up trash, Americans are strolling through the woods with a knapsack full of crushed beer cans.

Hey dude, let's go pliking through Yosemite

by VitalHarmony January 22, 2020

Plinking

Also "Plinking about" Non-serious, fun shooting at targets, often tin cans.

Most commonly with air pistols/rifles and other low-power weapons.

"I use my Webbley pistol for plinking about in my yard"
"Spitfire pellets are good plinkers"

by Humphro October 9, 2004

Karl Pilkington

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

by skwurlled January 7, 2010

karl pilkington

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange

by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018

Piking

Promising to turn up at an event, but deciding not to at the last minute.

"Hey man, is John coming?"
"Nah, hes piking, the dirty rotten piker"

by Rick C February 11, 2006

Piking

The act of sitting back while others do the work. Often seen in MMORPG games and union jobs.

I was too weak to do the raid with everyone, so I spent the time piking at the entrance.

by DaHolmes April 24, 2023