pilkington 

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.

"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington

pilkington by Kizzi May 23, 2006

pilkington 

A middle-aged small headed man known as cleeeeeeve. also has a fur burger of a wife. cleeve as also likes to be gaynaded.

Man pilkington's gay

pilkington by j n April 20, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

karl pilkington 

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange

karl pilkington by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018

Karl Pilkington 

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.

'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais

Karl Pilkington by see see July 5, 2004

Abby pilkington

A 4 foot girl with fit sisters and a sexy bald dad called mark

Hey who is that over there

That’s abby pilkington, she is a 4 foot wanker

Abby pilkington by Itoooototiotototo February 12, 2022