DaHolmes's definitions

Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

Brown Onion Rider

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

Bluebell

A person who is a hardline leftie when it comes to politics.

Man, those bluebells sure hate Trump.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2025

Captain Saveaho

A man who has a relationship with a woman who has a child from a former lover.

I'm not interested in being Captain Saveaho, no matter how awesome her tits are.

by DaHolmes May 29, 2023

Babyfacing

Shooting your load in her face.

She didn't want me to come in her mouth, so I ended up babyfacing her.

by DaHolmes April 8, 2024

Kid Truck

A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.

Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.

by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

Fence Jumper

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.

by DaHolmes October 23, 2023