Babyfacing

Shooting your load in her face.

She didn't want me to come in her mouth, so I ended up babyfacing her.

by DaHolmes April 08, 2024

Baby mill

A woman who constantly pumps out children, usually to take advantage of social programs.

She's not bad looking, but she's a baby mill. She has six kids by eight different fathers.

by DaHolmes November 18, 2023

Same shit, bigger pile

Used to infer that life hasn't changed much, except to get slightly worse.

"How's it going, Joe?"
"Same shit, bigger pile. You?"

by DaHolmes February 23, 2023

Brown Onion Rider

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

Bitch back

The vertical end of a motorcycle seat; the back rest.

I got a taller bitch back for my bike after Stacy fell off at a stoplight takeoff.

by DaHolmes July 30, 2023

War dog

An ugly woman who is promiscuous.

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023