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Plifking 

When a man who looks uncommonly like a monkey has their balls sucked by someone from worcestershite. Rare in the most part but common in the year 2006 around the area of north-west edinburgh in scotland.
"Murray well wants to drop Green Wing off at Jess's to get a good plifking."
Plifking by Civor May 19, 2006
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Plinking 

Also "Plinking about" Non-serious, fun shooting at targets, often tin cans.

Most commonly with air pistols/rifles and other low-power weapons.
"I use my Webbley pistol for plinking about in my yard"
"Spitfire pellets are good plinkers"
Plinking by Humphro October 9, 2004
Related Words
Pliking is plogging's American cousin. While the Swedes are getting sweaty jogging and picking up trash, Americans are strolling through the woods with a knapsack full of crushed beer cans.
Hey dude, let's go pliking through Yosemite
pliking by VitalHarmony January 22, 2020

plinking 

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.
Is that your phone plinking - or mine?
plinking by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Plicking 

Pounding someone back into their primary school years, by sexual means or otherwise.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Ah mate I was busy plicking

Guy 1: *Dials 999*
Plicking by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Pliffing 

Pliffing is considered to be the most embarrassing forms of laughing. It involves laughing and pissing. The laugh starts abruptly before you have a chance to save it....you pee everywhere uncontrollably and for some unknown reason it is still funny. aka Dan Nicole
My friend made me laugh and I started pliffing my pants and continued to laugh like nothing even happened.
Pliffing by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013

Plinking 

The act of a basic white girl going to college for the exact purpose of getting a wealthy, attractive and or desirable man
That girl in biology is so dumb you know she has to be plinking
Plinking by Droptheurbnz August 30, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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