Pilking

The act of inflating your skin flute, or skin hose, with a toothpick covered in oil

I cannot wait to do some pilking with my buddy Kyle!

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Pilking

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.

You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"

by Benarmy August 27, 2012

pilk

when you mix pepsi with milk

here have some pilk

by dumshiba July 30, 2020

pilk

There are four definitions: pickle milk, Pepsi milk, piss milk, and penis milk.

Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."

by Galactipod October 19, 2021

Pilk

A combination of pepsi and milk, first introduced on July 29, 2020 by u/weirdmouf on r/shittyfoodporn.

Guy: Do y'all want a glass of pilk?
Girl: I know it's supposed to be gross, but I kinda want to try some pilk.

by ChromoTec August 4, 2020

Pilk

Equal parts Pepsi and Milk

Person "You want some pepsi?"
Person #2 "Na, make it a pilk"

by Beginner Brocheter April 6, 2022

pilk

pepsi and milk mixed together

"that pilk hits dif ong frfrfr"

by Thy Cum Master November 7, 2022