The act of inflating your skin flute, or skin hose, with a toothpick covered in oil
I cannot wait to do some pilking with my buddy Kyle!
by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023
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The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.
You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"
by Benarmy August 27, 2012
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when you mix pepsi with milk
here have some pilk
by dumshiba July 30, 2020
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There are four definitions: pickle milk, Pepsi milk, piss milk, and penis milk.
Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."
by Galactipod October 19, 2021
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A combination of pepsi and milk, first introduced on July 29, 2020 by u/weirdmouf on r/shittyfoodporn.
Guy: Do y'all want a glass of pilk?
Girl: I know it's supposed to be gross, but I kinda want to try some pilk.
by ChromoTec August 4, 2020
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Equal parts Pepsi and Milk
Person "You want some pepsi?"
Person #2 "Na, make it a pilk"
by Beginner Brocheter April 7, 2022
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pepsi and milk mixed together
"that pilk hits dif ong frfrfr"
by Thy Cum Master November 8, 2022
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