baldy

common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.

Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.

by Valinda November 3, 2006

baldy

to have no hair on your head where its supposed to be. To have lost your hair and look unnatractive because of it.

you are such a baldy, grow some hair mike.

by havehair April 21, 2008

baldy

A girl with a shaved mitt

Budsy was on fire last night. Took some baldy home and banged her stupid.

by Mucka May 7, 2003

baldy

A word used to describe Britney Spears' new hair style.

Dude 1: Have you seen baldy since she cut it all off?
Dude 2: Who's baldy?
Dude 1: Britney Spears.

by frederickhickory February 21, 2007

baldy

A hot ass girl, the opposite of raptor.

Damn! Look at that baldy over there!

by MMMiiiDDD February 27, 2005

baldy

noun: person with no hair; excessive foreskin

"That fool reminds me of that dimwit Baldy."

by Sir Gropes A Lot September 14, 2006

Baldi

The professor at your school who gets mad and runs after you and tries to beat you with a ruler for every problem you get wrong.

Guy1: "Have you ever played Baldi's Basics? It's all over YouTube!"
Guy2: "Yes, he beat me with a ruler!"
Guy1: "Use more BSoda next time."

by Hwk3r June 12, 2018