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Pistoling 

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
Pistoling by snaildude December 18, 2010
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Pistoling 

A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
Pistoling by EvilLilElmo May 4, 2006

pitylingus 

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.
Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.
pitylingus by laughing girl January 5, 2011

Pistolia 

The ancient arts of dual wielding pistols to pick off your enemies one by one.
The master taught us the way of pistolia the other day when he went against his foes with his ancient revolvers.
Pistolia by Firefox4564 March 5, 2019

Pistolita 

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.

pissling 

n. - the remaining small drops of urine that is released after urination.
I hate it when pisslings fall on my shoes.
pissling by Interstitial September 3, 2005

pisting yawa 

Visayan curse words for "devil shit".

pisti - shit
yawa - devil

pisting yawa - devil shit
Pisting yawa!!!
Meaning: Devil shit!!!

Pisting yawa gi-atay sakita s'akong totoy!
Meaning: Devil shit, fuck this, my boob hurts!

Pisting yawa, kuyawa sa ngitngit sad uy!
Meaning: Devil shit, the dark is so great!
pisting yawa by MasItumSaNgitngit January 9, 2009
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