I was out walking in the snow after drinking too much Molson's and as I stopped to take a pee I looked across the river at that vast province to the east, when suddenly somebody with a French accent said, "what are you doing?", and I said, "urination" dude. And the rest was history.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak