pastalingus

Pastalingus, the act of eating day old cold spaghetti from your partners vagina or ass.

So last night I made a huge batch of spaghetti for the misses and I. There was enough leftover , so I decided to spread them cheeks lay some pasta down and perform Pastalingus

by BIGSANS November 19, 2021

hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

papalingus

Obsessive and obsequious devotion to the pope.

Pope John Paul II's death will be followed by weeks of mandatory papalinugs.

by Iblis March 22, 2005

papalingus

An revoltingly obsequious fawning devotion to the pope.

The one thing that I dread about the death of JPII is the 24 and seven media papalingus that will follow.

by Iblis May 13, 2005

Patatingus

A crisp that tastes really good

Quereis patatingus?

by Melonzi January 14, 2019