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hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.
I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.
hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

papalingus 

Obsessive and obsequious devotion to the pope.
Pope John Paul II's death will be followed by weeks of mandatory papalinugs.
papalingus by Iblis March 22, 2005

papalingus 

An revoltingly obsequious fawning devotion to the pope.
The one thing that I dread about the death of JPII is the 24 and seven media papalingus that will follow.
papalingus by Iblis May 13, 2005

Patatingus 

A crisp that tastes really good
Quereis patatingus?
Patatingus by Melonzi January 14, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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