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hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.
I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.
hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.
Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

papalingus 

Obsessive and obsequious devotion to the pope.
Pope John Paul II's death will be followed by weeks of mandatory papalinugs.
papalingus by Iblis March 22, 2005

papalingus 

An revoltingly obsequious fawning devotion to the pope.
The one thing that I dread about the death of JPII is the 24 and seven media papalingus that will follow.
papalingus by Iblis May 13, 2005

Patatingus 

A crisp that tastes really good
Quereis patatingus?
Patatingus by Melonzi January 14, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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