Pistolita 

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.

I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.

Pistolita by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 8, 2009

Pistolia 

The ancient arts of dual wielding pistols to pick off your enemies one by one.

The master taught us the way of pistolia the other day when he went against his foes with his ancient revolvers.

Pistolia by Firefox4564 March 5, 2019

Pistoriachor

The smell or fragrance of baking.

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

Pistoriachor by CJ1326 October 27, 2021

pistocity 

Anger the the ultimate level

"You are about to bring me to a level of pistocity!"

pistocity by Lady J1967 February 4, 2010

Pistoling 

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

Pistoling by snaildude December 18, 2010

pistola 

Pistola another word for pistol (handgun)

Myke: Aye, mayne you lookin for some fire power?

Don: Yea i need something small an light weight.

Myke: watch chu thynk of is pistola?

Don: That will do.

pistola by Chamillitary810 March 22, 2007

pistolvania 

Another way to say Pennsylvania, often used by rapper Wiz Khalifa.

All the real gangstas live in Pistolvania

pistolvania by tooindie December 31, 2007