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Pistoling

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
by snaildude December 18, 2010
mugGet the Pistolingmug.

Pistoling

A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
by EvilLilElmo May 4, 2006
mugGet the Pistolingmug.

pistol

"jane got married in vegas, shes a pistol!"
by emma_innyc August 19, 2008
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pistoler

Someone who usually use Pistol gun as a primary weapon.
That homie is a pistoler.
by D.A 91 February 8, 2007
mugGet the pistolermug.

Pistol

Did you see LeBron hit that game winning shot? Hes an absolute PISTOL!!!!
by BeercanBob June 8, 2021
mugGet the Pistolmug.

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this
by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020
mugGet the pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.mug.

pistol

the stock secondary in tf2 for the scout and engineer class
a good midrange weapon nothing really interesting about it though
scout1: i use the pistol instead of the mad milk
scout2: ok
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
mugGet the pistolmug.

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