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Pistolia

The ancient arts of dual wielding pistols to pick off your enemies one by one.
The master taught us the way of pistolia the other day when he went against his foes with his ancient revolvers.
by Firefox4564 March 5, 2019
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Pistoriachor

by CJ1326 October 27, 2021
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Pistolita

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 8, 2009
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Pistoling

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
by snaildude December 18, 2010
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pistola

Myke: Aye, mayne you lookin for some fire power?

Don: Yea i need something small an light weight.

Myke: watch chu thynk of is pistola?

Don: That will do.
by Chamillitary810 March 22, 2007
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pistolvania

Another way to say Pennsylvania, often used by rapper Wiz Khalifa.
All the real gangstas live in Pistolvania
by tooindie December 31, 2007
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Pistolvania

I am going to Pistolvania for the summer.
by VMC22189 September 16, 2006
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