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piddling post 

A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".

user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"

On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"

Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"

On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".

Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
piddling post by weeklyhaircut December 25, 2008

piddling 

verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.

U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed

U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet
piddling by Hanamanah November 13, 2016

piddlingballoon 

A person able to mess up without doing anything
Thomas:How the hell did the house flood

Jaxon: idk I binge watched the office all day

Thomas :God you fucking piddlingballoon

piddling tongue 

to blow raspberry/poke your tongue out in a playful manner.
Dude piddled his tongue at Chick when she called him a loser for being so passionate about knitting.

Dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less.

Chick laughed at the piddling tongue.
piddling tongue by Spacebook 1 April 12, 2011

piddling-diddle 

"The extreme art of diddling your piddle to extract white root juice, from your butt"
"(Damn! Get Out My Butt!) I am piddling-diddle right now... can I call you back?"
piddling-diddle by Souless Rage November 23, 2003
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