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piddling post 

A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".

user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"

On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"

Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"

On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".

Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
piddling post by weeklyhaircut December 25, 2008

piddling 

verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.

U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed

U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet
piddling by Hanamanah November 13, 2016

piddlingballoon 

A person able to mess up without doing anything
Thomas:How the hell did the house flood

Jaxon: idk I binge watched the office all day

Thomas :God you fucking piddlingballoon

piddling tongue 

to blow raspberry/poke your tongue out in a playful manner.
Dude piddled his tongue at Chick when she called him a loser for being so passionate about knitting.

Dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less.

Chick laughed at the piddling tongue.
piddling tongue by Spacebook 1 April 12, 2011

piddling-diddle 

"The extreme art of diddling your piddle to extract white root juice, from your butt"
"(Damn! Get Out My Butt!) I am piddling-diddle right now... can I call you back?"
piddling-diddle by Souless Rage November 23, 2003

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026