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Pestling 

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.
Pestling by MrLRJ January 29, 2009
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peestling 

An act of failed whistling which sounds more like a father trying to coax his little son to pee. Utterly tuneless and downright annoying. Should be banned at public places and be deemed a CRIME
1) My stupid colleague cannot stop peestling, although he has no young son who wants to pee and he himself is already 40 yrs old.

2) Stop peestling, you idiot!
peestling by estherz09 January 7, 2014
To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.
Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...
Pesting by Bara-jar February 12, 2006
To annoy someone by making the same request repeatedly.
The contractor was pesting us for an assignment. He called our office 3 times today.
My sister is pesting me to play games with her.
Pesting by TerminallyRory February 23, 2017

pestolinguini espachini 

a type of food only the mario brothers eat, goodluck finding the recipe :)
ay mario we should have some of the special linguini
ah of course
the pestolinguini espachini
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026