Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.
by mrumo June 16, 2011
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโs face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโs clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
p1: hey do you have big plans in life?
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee
by LMNOPQRSTUVWXZ April 11, 2020
by bunny & sasha January 07, 2004
Cocked or the act of cocking. A single thrust sex act performed by a man named Joe so powerfull resulting in a jack hammer like effect.
by Senior Waiter November 02, 2010
Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.
Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend
Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.
Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend
Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.
by Teh_cocker May 04, 2010
when you walk towards something/someone smacking your dick in your hand like a baseball bat with aims to intimidate/psychologically scar them.
lets just cock them to give us a psychological edge
I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady
I was cocking this group of drunks last night
I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady
I was cocking this group of drunks last night
by John P. Diddy March 03, 2013
Jan 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose