Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.
by mrumo June 16, 2011
Get the cockingmug. by bunny & sasha January 7, 2004
Get the cockingmug. by mandazeeee. August 6, 2009
Get the cockingmug. 1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.
2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."
2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.
2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.
by infiniti March 14, 2008
Get the cock to cockmug. 
1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.
2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."
2) "Hey man, get your cock over and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier. Go Red Sox!"
2) "Hey man, get your cock over and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier. Go Red Sox!"
by infiniti March 13, 2008
Get the cock to cockmug. Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.
Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.
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Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.
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Example 1:
Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.
Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:
Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!
Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!
Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.
Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:
Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!
Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!
by BiggyBigCheese June 11, 2009
Get the Cocking Cockmug.