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pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.
Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.
pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014
The act of, normally a guy, wearing pink clothes, and pink accessories.
"Dude, did you see Josh? He's all pinkified for halloween"
Pinkified by Abomb7894 June 11, 2009

punkified 

An adjetive describing something that is given a punk flair.
When it hit America as 3rd Wave, ska was punkified.
punkified by pop_graffiti January 3, 2005

Pisstified 

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.
The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.
Pisstified by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

pistified 

to be completely angered AND mystified by other's actions or comments
I'm pistified by George Bush and Dick Cheney repeatably saying "stay the course".
I'm pistified by oil companies quarterly profits.
I'm pistified by (any) religion's grip on people who are otherwise intelligent and rational human beings.
Roommates who ask "what is the movie Snakes on a Plane about?"
pistified by Joni Jean August 18, 2006

planktified 

Something that has been damaged or broken by an act of planktitude would be said to have been planktified.
1) Jimmy planktified his laptop when he spilt coffee on it.
2) Jessy planktified her favourite white top when she washed it with the red socks.
3) Jimmy dropped his phone in the toilet. It was totally planktified.
planktified by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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