Pitified

To place a person into a position or category of receiving sympathy, sorrow, or pity when they do not deserve it- typically because they brought their own hardship upon themselves though poor choice or actions.

Example 1 Pitified, ( Past Tense ): Stop defending his mistakes. Why did you pitified him when he's the one who broke the rules.

Pitified by [e-mail] October 14, 2026

pistified 

to be completely angered AND mystified by other's actions or comments

I'm pistified by George Bush and Dick Cheney repeatably saying "stay the course".
I'm pistified by oil companies quarterly profits.
I'm pistified by (any) religion's grip on people who are otherwise intelligent and rational human beings.
Roommates who ask "what is the movie Snakes on a Plane about?"

pistified by Joni Jean August 18, 2006

Pitrified 

When someone is mentally or psychologically frozen at the sight or sound of the irrational number π, which reminds them of their negative experiences or recurring failures of school math.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise educated folks worldwide would be pitrified at birthday parties or social functions, when the beauty of math or geometry suddenly popped up in their casual conversation.

Pitrified by MathPlus June 15, 2021

pipified

its some one that is a pip

for example a retard that is gay.likes bum sex for example pipo gay retard = pipified

pipified by leigh stoker July 26, 2008

Pipified

When someone is so addicted to the sex that their significant other controls their every move.

Why didn’t you friend come out tonight?
His girl has him pipified.

So are you really into this guy or are you just pipified?

Pipified by I_caveman August 21, 2019

pixified 

(adjective) slang: colloquial terminology that means to be touched in the head; drunken from too much liquor.

Example (adj) "Tom is plumb pixified from that shot of liquor."

pixified by jayham1970 April 11, 2021