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Pisstified 

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.
The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.
Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.
pisstified by alohadice June 1, 2014

pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.
Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.
pisstified by alohadice June 1, 2014

pussified 

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.
Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.
pussified by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

pussified 

Having the characteristics of a pussy; soft, timid, cowardly or effeminate.
Why that dude act pussified everytime he's around that chick? She's only using him.

pissatisfied 

Adjective. Describes the emotional state of a person who willingly decides to continue doing business with a person or company despite previous experience with that person or company rather than because of it.
The cell phone company finally admitted to their error and credited my account after I spent four hours on the telephone yelling at various customer service managers. But I like my phone too much to switch to another carrier that won't offer the same one, so I'll keep renewing my contract with them. I'm just another pissatisfied customer.