Pintrified
Pintrified by Books and Bourbon June 2, 2015
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Naked and Petrified
Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
petrified penguin
When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013
petrified grape
A Raisin
Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?
Guy 2: No, it's raisin.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
Guy 2: No, it's raisin.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
petrified grape by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017
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Pistaified by NotA_Kiwi March 14, 2020
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