1 definition by Joni Jean

pistified

to be completely angered AND mystified by other's actions or comments

I'm pistified by George Bush and Dick Cheney repeatably saying "stay the course".
I'm pistified by oil companies quarterly profits.
I'm pistified by (any) religion's grip on people who are otherwise intelligent and rational human beings.
Roommates who ask "what is the movie Snakes on a Plane about?"

by Joni Jean August 19, 2006