phonecord 

Hell. Just. Hell. Don't join. It doesn't exist. It SHOULDN'T EXIST.

Random fuck 1 : "Hey dude did you join Phonecord yesterday?"
Random fuck 2 : "That shit-hole dosn't exist."

phonecord by randeez May 9, 2022

Phonecognito 

Not reachable using calls or emails to your smartphone.

“I’m going phonecognito this weekend. I mean it.”

“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”

“Nope. Total phonecognito.”

“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”

“Well, .. but not for work.”

Phonecognito by PJMac August 21, 2012

pokecord 

Pokécord was a Discord bot which had been shut-down due to some gay reasons.

But NO WORRIES there's a new bot called Pokéhunt in replace of it which gives exact same experience of Pokécord!

Robin: Pokecord got shut down suddenly, I lost all my Pokémon I got by sending nudes to miles 😢😢

Adib: Well fuck it we now have Pokéhunt and it doesn't require nudes.

pokecord by Vorunt February 2, 2021

poncord 

The cord of a tampon.

man I stuck my fingers down her pants last night and I felt her poncord!" "lucky I stopped there.

poncord by ashmania November 14, 2011

Phonetard 

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

Phonetard by Jargonaut December 18, 2012

Phoneworthy 

A mechanics workshop that will will a car with a roadworthy certificate over the phone, without actually inspecting the car at all.

The Laser wouldn't pass an inspection without alot of work, so I got a phoneworthy done by some dodgy workshop in Bankstown

Phoneworthy by derpderpderpperd September 22, 2009

Phonetarded 

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.

My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.

Phonetarded by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019