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Phonetarded

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.
My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.
by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019
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Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.
Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.
by @Keefy August 7, 2011
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photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
by u5terk March 2, 2009
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Phonetard

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.
A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.
by Jargonaut December 18, 2012
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Phonetarted

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines
Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.
by the bride1048 August 12, 2010
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phonetard

Noun: A person behaving abnormally, usually delayed or causing delay, due to cell phone use.
Traffic was moving along great until I found myself behind this total phonetard doing ten miles per hour under the speed limit.

We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.

Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
by geekboysteves January 24, 2010
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Phonetard

Someone that has their phone in their face every waking hour of the day letting it control their lives to the point of being annoying to others.
My wife is a phonetard
by bgbbhhh September 28, 2022
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