the most devious and androgenous fella out there, a vore enjoyer. as the name suggests, quite possibly the MOST readable human in history, or to be more specific, in the game Brawlhalla.
The ability or experiment in using the ranch condiment as a dipping sauce for various finger foods or sides. Testing the ranchability simply involves dipping the item into ranch. Then, if the taste is good, its ranchable.
Blake - "I don't want to waste my pizza crust, so I'm gonna see if its ranchable."
Jordan - "Did it taste good?"
Blake - "Holy balls! it tastes amazing, its ranchable for sure!"
Australian for a Reacharound. Usually takes place on an Australian Walkabout Excursion, but can also occur in desolate shacks in the Aussie bush. Reachabouts are often given by large Australian Bushmen and Transients.
Me: I heard you went on a Walkabout, how was it?
You: Oh, it was great! I got myself a Reachabout!
Me: I hope the bloke wasn't too rough on ya!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.