Phonebody

One whose life is centered on or around their phone

She's such a phonebody, she's always on her phone!
Since the new update, Abbey has turned into a phonebody. She won't put down her smartphone.
Jake is addicted to his phone. He's a total phonebody!

by abster417phonebody September 30, 2016

Mexican Phonebooth

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.

I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth

by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011

Phonebooker

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

by thetonio September 30, 2006

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH

Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.

Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!

by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.

my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky

by K33N A5 September 29, 2009