phonecist

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Being prejudice against a phone brand or company

Hating on other people for using a certain brand of phone

“He was very phonecist against me because he preferred his Apple phone over my android”

“He said he only likes Nokia phones”

phonecist by AllPhoneLover December 20, 2023

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Phonebuster

A person or thing the bust up phones

Get away from phonebuster she will bust your phone up

Phonebuster by Dollar dollar bills June 10, 2017

Related Words

phonecist • Phobecists • Phone-ist • phonecia • phonecrastinate • Phonebuster • Phonecat • Phonecating • phonecation • Phonecentrating

Phoneposting

The act of posting using a smartphone or any mobile device on sites like 4chan or reddit.

It's usually seen as a bad thing, specially by oldfags, since these sites are better known of being used in more traditional platforms like desktop and laptop PCs.

Phoneposter: I'm posting this using my phone

Repply 1: dumb phoneposter

Repply 2: phoneposting should be banned

Phoneposting by csc1 March 31, 2018

Phoneism

phoneism is judging a phone that is not as good as another phone.

guy 1:eww the samsung is so bad unlike the iphone!

guy2: hey dude that’s phoneism. don’t say that man

Phoneism by itsthatpersson556 April 2, 2018

Phonist

Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.

Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!

Phonist by DEZPMS December 10, 2009

phonecia

A nice woman, gorgeous

Wow Phonecia ur gorgeous.

phonecia by yayo4evr December 20, 2016

phonecrastinate

To put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.

I hate phone solicitation...so much so in fact, that phonecrastination is a way of life for me now.

phonecrastinate by DrWatson September 10, 2005

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026