Nokia

An indestructible, deadly weapon

" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "

by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013

Nokia

A Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. Their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.

Hey Alex I just dropped my Nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.

Oh that sucks...

I know, now when I text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.

BEST PHONES EVER

by mtl007 October 31, 2008

Nokia

The disappointed Finnish Father of all living mobile phones

iPhone: Heyyy I'm so cool innit, check out my touchscreen!
Nokia: I am not your Fathwe

by emna998 January 22, 2015

Nokia

A Finnish company specialising in communications equipment. Many people know Nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, DSL equipment, and cable TV components.

Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.

They sell more handsets than anyone else.

The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.

I have a Nokia ADSL modem.

And a Nokia cellphone.

by someone January 28, 2005

Nokia

a company with a wide range of fones...some you can drop in the toilet 20 times and get a decades use out of em...while others break the moment u push the on button

my nokia was one of the crap ones

by losssssssssssssser October 10, 2008

Nokia

A mobile telecom manufacturer based in Helsinki, Finland. If you own a mobile, and it doesn't suck, it's probably a Nokia.

The "sliding" Matrix phone from the first movie is a Nokia 8800 series.

by Olli Jokkipunki November 15, 2003

Nokia

Nokia is small city in southern Finland.

"Nokian by birth, rebel by choice, Finn by the grace of God."

by nreb October 19, 2012