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Someone who discriminates people who have a different type of phone
Phonists are people who discriminate against people who have a different phone, for example.you pull out your Android phone and someone says “ Ewww androids and Samsungs suck, Apple is better”.

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If a member of the music collective "room809" has considered a phonk track by you to be amazing, you are officially a "phonkster".
1: "Bro, I just showed room809 my new phonk track. They said it is fire!"
2: "No way?! That means you are officially a phonkster!"
phonkster by 6pxths April 30, 2021

Phosisticated 

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD
Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.
Phonsty (adjective) is a combination of the two words “phone” and “thirsty”. Someone becomes phonsty when they spend a large amount of time without using their smart phone, typically hours. They become thirsty for smart content that they can access with their phones such as messages, YouTube/Tiktok videos, photos on Instagram etc.
Have you seen my phone? I was out for a run and now I am phonsty.
Phonsty by cleverneverever January 30, 2023

Photistic 

Like Autistic but with a camera.

The individual it describes believes they are quite the photographer but are really just challenged...
Joels new hobby sure makes him sound Photistic
Photistic by Anon................. October 26, 2008

phonisode 

1. Digital content viewable only by cell phone, sometimes through limited service providers.

2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.
1. NBC is considering releasing phonisodes of Lost starting in July.

2. "Have you seen Jenna Fischer's comedic phonisode "10 Things You Don't Know About Women"? It's a real hit!"
phonisode by The Teek April 24, 2007