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Phonesterbating 

The nearly unconscious compulsive use of a mobile telephone, perhaps partially concealed in your lap or under a table, at an inappropriate venue or time.
“Gosh you will never believe this…” said professor Livitz to Professor Cohen, “…I was lecturing about the balance of payments and this one kid was sitting there phonesterbating the whole time, he looked like a monkey fapping his pud.”
Phonesterbating by Professor Burns January 20, 2024

phoebester 

pheobester is a passionate explosive individual that cannot put up when you forget things
Phoebester was very passionate
phoebester by phoebester March 22, 2024

Phoneputer Slide 

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.
Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.