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judging Granados 

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.
Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!
judging Granados by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009

judging hard 

When you are continuously judging someone or something. You're judging hard.
Matty- I hate that all girls with long hair are mean... like every girl with long hair is mean.
Kenny- dude you're judging hard... Not EVERY girl with long hair is mean...
judging hard by Jessyboy212 March 28, 2014

Judging Vagina 

A vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is told that he who sticketh his "junketh" into thy judging vagina shall be chosen to be worthy or not. If not the judging vagina shall bite it off, feeling no pity or reluctancy. If he who sticks his "junketh" into thy judging vagina be deemed worthy he will be introduced to a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by human kind. Unfortunately know one knows how the judging vagina judges, so bone at your own risk.
Dude #1: Hey bro did you hear about Jethroe?
Dude #2: No man what happened?
Dude #1: He found the judging vagina. So he decided to test his luck and try to fuck it.
Dude #2: Is he living in a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by mankind?
Dude #1: No. It bit his dick off with its razor sharp teeth.
Dude #2: HaHa Wat a dousche. I always hated that guy. I love the judging vagina.
Judging Vagina by Bucknasty25 September 25, 2008

meta-judging 

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.
the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk
meta-judging by rohis November 22, 2024
finessing , making money dope muullaa , stealing
let's go jugging.
jugging by hehehe girl September 9, 2015
Junging- (v) 1. the act of behaving like a Jung 2. A pastime of one Eugene Jung 3. What happens when a chronic typoist misreads the word jujing
She believed that he was showing symptons of junging.
junging by Dumbassing July 3, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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