Phoneism

phoneism is judging a phone that is not as good as another phone.

guy 1:eww the samsung is so bad unlike the iphone!

guy2: hey dude that’s phoneism. don’t say that man

by itsthatpersson556 April 2, 2018

phobeismist

1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.

My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.

by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019

Phonesmack

The act of randomly smacking someone in the face with your cellphone.

You my friend, have just been phonesmacked.

by Miaed May 6, 2011

phonism

1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.

1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.

by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014

Phonenism

Obsession with mobile phones

She is in a state of phonenism, she can't get off her phone.

by ElhamShines May 25, 2017

Phonesmart

Having knowledge and experience from using a phone.

"Ever since I used my phone to gain knowledge of everything, I have become a Phonesmart."

by CoreX25 March 15, 2023