phoncation

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*

Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.

by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012

potcation

Someone who travels to an area that legalized marijuana as a vacation for the sole purpose of partaking in the consumption of marijuana legally.

My friends and I are taking a potcation over Christmas to Denverr.

by TriBalls December 23, 2016

poopcation

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012

Phonationship

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.

Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?

by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011

Phonication

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009

PONRATION

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)

My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.

by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017

phonedation

The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.

Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!

Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.

Emma: Damn, he's hot!

by Cupcaken February 25, 2010