woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles
man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch
woman: i've seen weirder
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles
man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch
woman: i've seen weirder
by cupcaken August 11, 2022
The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.
Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!
Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.
Emma: Damn, he's hot!
Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.
Emma: Damn, he's hot!
by Cupcaken February 25, 2010