poopcation

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012

Poopcation

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.

"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."

by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014

poopanion

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

by Poopinator October 6, 2013

poopulation

The number of turds in any given trip to the bathroom.

After going to the bathroom, Bill said the toilet had a poopulation of 6.

by Falconet December 16, 2008

potcation

Someone who travels to an area that legalized marijuana as a vacation for the sole purpose of partaking in the consumption of marijuana legally.

My friends and I are taking a potcation over Christmas to Denverr.

by TriBalls December 23, 2016

poopitation

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.

Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.

by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019

postcation

the day after your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!

by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010