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vanticular fold phonation
that thing Alex Brightman does to make the beedlejuice voice
and you cant seem to find how he dose it on the internet
God help me please
and you cant seem to find how he dose it on the internet
God help me please
alex can use vanticular fold phonation and go from really the sweetest man in the world to really scary dead guy
vanticular fold phonation by fierysnowflakes October 11, 2019
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The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.
Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011
probation officer
Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.
probation officer by The View June 19, 2008
Facebook probation
1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.
2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."
2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
Facebook probation by tdbmachine January 6, 2008
conversation probation
When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.
conversation probation by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
masturbation probation
When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).
"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
masturbation probation by Gayaka June 20, 2009
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