Pooncation

When a person (Matt) will go to any lengths, measures or costs to obtain sex regardless of destination .

When you would go literally anywhere to get dat poongtang.

Example: on his trip to NYC Matt bought $250 worth of sushi which was equivalent to his current land value in hopes of the poontang. Instead he shit himself went to bed early and didn’t get laid. What a pooncation!

by Tangmaster69 August 24, 2018

potcation

Someone who travels to an area that legalized marijuana as a vacation for the sole purpose of partaking in the consumption of marijuana legally.

My friends and I are taking a potcation over Christmas to Denverr.

by TriBalls December 23, 2016

poopcation

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012

postcation

the day after your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!

by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

Phonationship

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.

Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?

by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011

Pornication

The act of making your own porn.
A mixture of pornography & fornication.

As a verb you could use pornicate.
Performing the act is pornicating.

We couldn't answer the door because we were in the middle of some serious pornication.

by SillyPsyche July 30, 2009

Phonication

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009