8 definitions by Slapping Theresa
Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.
M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.
by Slapping Theresa October 16, 2012
Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.
Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"
CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."
CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."
by Slapping Theresa April 4, 2010
Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012
a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.
Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"
Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."
Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."
by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009
An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.
Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.
In the lunch line:
Matt: What did you order?
Jay: A meatball sub.
Matt: A 12 incher?
Jay: That's what she wants.
Matt: What did you order?
Jay: A meatball sub.
Matt: A 12 incher?
Jay: That's what she wants.
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009