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phonication 

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.
Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.
phonication by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

Phonication 

She lives in Florida and Lou lives in New York so they can only enjoy share in the Phonication.
Phonication by Therston May 1, 2011

Phonication 

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....
Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night
Phonication by JPnEB May 28, 2009

Phonationship 

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.
Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?
Phonationship by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011

Pornication 

The act of making your own porn.
A mixture of pornography & fornication.

As a verb you could use pornicate.
Performing the act is pornicating.
We couldn't answer the door because we were in the middle of some serious pornication.
Pornication by SillyPsyche July 30, 2009

Pornication 

the act comminted by a man who after years of using the same porn site to jack off over suddenly changes his mind one day and uses another site. the enxt time he needs to wank however he goes back to the old site as if nothing has happened.
i'm bored of monster cocks website, today i think i'll do a bit of pornication
Pornication by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006