phluke

when one individual realizes something about a person or something a person do is odd

Shawty you phluke as fuck for cheating on my bro

bro yo shirt looking phluke as a bitch

phluke by tae3 & a1 July 21, 2021

Phuket 

A village in Thailand sometimes (as in the movie "Juno") referred to because it is a homonym of the phrase "Fuck it."

The teacher asked me my favorite place overseas, so of course I said 'Phuket.' You should've seen her expression!

Phuket by Billy Frank October 6, 2008

Phuket, Thailand 

A city in Thailand known for its beaches and bars. It is also used as an exclimation of surprise in the hit movie Juno.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh ****! "Phuket, Thailand"!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

Phuket, Thailand by plaidandpearls October 7, 2008

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008

phuket 

A tiny island off the coast of Thailand where it has many amazing beaches and beautiful scenery.

Again there are a lot of tourists here (mostly european) but they are decent people and quite friendly.

The local Thai people are friendly and the food again is great yet it is a little more expensive than Pattaya.

There are many many markets and stalls to shop from but be careful as the store owners try to rip you off, you have to barter with them.

The price you should pay for a shirt there is about 150 Baht though they will try selling it to at 750 baht at the start, just tell them 150 and they will say no, proceed to walk off and they will call you back and sell it to you at the right price.

It is also a great place to party with plenty of bars (possibly more than Pattaya) and plenty of accomadating women to spend the night with.

It has a younger crowd compared to Pattaya which is of course good if you yourself are also young.

Basically it is a great experience and there are plenty of things to do such as riding Elephants going to monkey islands and seeing some picturesque landscapes and beaches.

Go to Phuket to get drunk and have a ball, the women are great and the beaches are amazing.

phuket by westernbulldogs February 15, 2007

Pluke 

aye, aye, frank zappa.

It's ALSO
a SCOTTISH word
that means SPOT
zit, acne, white-head

so give it a chance before you down thumb it,

have a wee think:
"am I from Scotland?"

2 Scottish folk:
"Woke up this mornin' wae a massive pluke oan ma forehead, look! Man, 's like another heid. Look at it, it follows ye round the room d'nt it?"..."That's pure boggin man. Go wash yer face ya manky pr!ck."

Pluke by loobah February 19, 2010

pluke 

A big spot on the face or zit

A Scottish word "Plukeface"
A person with zits - it's onomatopoeic from the noise it makes when you squeeze it.

pluke by Redhat December 9, 2003