paluker

Paluker: a Paluker is the same as a moron,spastic,idiot and so on

This woman is driving like a bloody Paluker...

Don't put water in the PowerPoint you Paluker

This Paluker can't drive if his life depended on it

paluker by The Paluker April 18, 2015

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pluker

A tool used to open up a clogged smoking bowl or pipe!

“Ugh not getting a toke, where is my Pluker?”

pluker by Softshooter February 18, 2021

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The posh palker

The act of having a tiny penis and lasting 50 minutes when receiving a blow job whilst being called daddy.

Posh: suck me off
Millie: okay, daddy

50 minutes later

Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker

The posh palker by Posh palker May 10, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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