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A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008
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It is a Filipino insult to Mobile Legends: Bang Bang players who keep sucking the dick of the copycat and greedy company known as Moontoon. These individuals are always relentless at defending Mobile Legends and are toxic to the point where you can compare them to toxic K-pop Stans.
Nawawalan ako ng braincells tuwing kausap ko ang mga ML Plokers

ML Plokers boast that they have a "World Championship" but only SEA countries attend
ML Ploker by gemminizer November 24, 2021
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Tissue found in vascular plants. Its main function is to transport sugars and other food materials such as amino acids (see protein) from the leaves, where they are produced, to all other parts of the plant. This could be from the leaves to the roots to provide the chemicals needed for growth. However, it could be from a leaf and up to a developing fruit that is rich in sugars. The sugars are made by photosynthesis, which occurs in green parts of plants, such as leaves (see leaf). The amino acids are made from sugars and minerals, such as nitrate absorbed from the soil. Phloem tissue is usually found close to the other transport tissue in plants, xylem, which transports water and minerals. In non-woody plants phloem and xylem are found in bundles, such as the veins of a leaf.

Phloem is composed of sieve elements and their associated companion cells, together with some sclerenchyma and parenchyma cell types. Sieve elements are long, thin-walled cells joined end to end, forming sieve tubes; large pores in the end walls allow the continuous passage of nutrients. Phloem is usually found in association with xylem, the water-conducting tissue, but unlike the latter it is a living tissue.
Phloem Part of the transport system in plants
phloem by Tommy rocks up July 11, 2007
To smoke(often related to pot).
Yo man you wanna go to my crib and phmoke bud?
Phmoke by phmokebud420 March 17, 2010
/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.
Check out that phroken dude, man! He must have downed ten sixpacks of beer at least.

or

I feel a bit phroken today. It must be the weather or something.
phroken by Vidra October 12, 2006

Phlodeling 

The art of phlegm yodeling - the exaggerated practice of clearing one's throat for extended periods. Usually done while either fighting a cold or while suffering from a hangover after drunkenly yelling all night.
Scott was up until 03:45 AM with his friends yelling and carrying on - he could then be heard phlodeling for 35 mins in the shower, and continued to do so all the way through breakfast and on his way out the door. That's fuckin Scott for ya.
/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.
Check out that phroken dude, man! He must have downed ten sixpacks of beer at least.

or

I feel a bit phroken today. It must be the weather or something.
phroken by Vidra September 24, 2008
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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