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A village in Thailand sometimes (as in the movie "Juno") referred to because it is a homonym of the phrase "Fuck it."
The teacher asked me my favorite place overseas, so of course I said 'Phuket.' You should've seen her expression!
Phuket by Billy Frank October 6, 2008
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A tiny island off the coast of Thailand where it has many amazing beaches and beautiful scenery.

Again there are a lot of tourists here (mostly european) but they are decent people and quite friendly.

The local Thai people are friendly and the food again is great yet it is a little more expensive than Pattaya.

There are many many markets and stalls to shop from but be careful as the store owners try to rip you off, you have to barter with them.

The price you should pay for a shirt there is about 150 Baht though they will try selling it to at 750 baht at the start, just tell them 150 and they will say no, proceed to walk off and they will call you back and sell it to you at the right price.

It is also a great place to party with plenty of bars (possibly more than Pattaya) and plenty of accomadating women to spend the night with.

It has a younger crowd compared to Pattaya which is of course good if you yourself are also young.

Basically it is a great experience and there are plenty of things to do such as riding Elephants going to monkey islands and seeing some picturesque landscapes and beaches.
Go to Phuket to get drunk and have a ball, the women are great and the beaches are amazing.
phuket by westernbulldogs February 15, 2007
A really, really funny place name xD
"I'm going to Phuket"
"You're going to fuck what?"
"Phuket, it's a place you dumbass."
Phuket by MuffinsLol February 1, 2009
"Fuck It" but pronounced (Fook-et)
Same context as "Fuck It"
Also used in the film "Juno" by Juno herself.
no way bro, phuket!
phuket by Herv The Perv February 4, 2009

Phuket, Thailand 

A city in Thailand known for its beaches and bars. It is also used as an exclimation of surprise in the hit movie Juno.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh ****! "Phuket, Thailand"!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
Phuket, Thailand by plaidandpearls October 7, 2008

phuket thailand 

Apparently it's a line used in the film Juno as an interjection, because Phuket kinda sounds like 'Fuck it'. However, Phuket, which is an island in Thailand, is actually pronouced Pu-kêt, so all in all, it's a stupid expression.
A: I have herpes.
B: Phuket Thailand!
C: Wait what?
phuket thailand by tfsp12 October 6, 2008

phuket thailand  

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.
guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty
phuket thailand by UndeadDog October 7, 2008
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