phuker

When a character you like in a series, or movie dies in such a stupid way; you want to be mad at them, but you don't want to because you like them, but you feel like you want to because they did die in a way that was either pathetic or demeaning, or if they just stopped living or walked off frame and never came back. Then that makes it ok to call them a phuker.

When that camera pans over that phuker better still be there!

by S&E: S:03,E:05 - Mitch May 14, 2014

Phuker

Someone who live in Phuket

Me: "Hey where are you from?"
Him: "I'm from Phuket."
Me: "Oh, so your a Phuker!"

Phuker: A person who's is from Phuket

by Chabuddz left buttcheek July 18, 2019

Phüber

When someone approaches your car believing that you are their Über driver when you just happened to be in the same area that their app told them the real driver should be.

Those drunks leaving the bar tried to get in my car because I have a black sedan, but , I had to tell them I was a Phüber.

by Jokester Pinks March 11, 2017

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!

"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

by Otts July 11, 2009

Floor Puker

The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.

Why does my desk have to be right next to Josh’s? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.

by Hunter84 May 11, 2011

pre-puker

Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.

Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.

by knowman March 9, 2008