philching 

The act of putting out a fire by putting a fist up your arse to massage your prostate to completion

That was a close one, thank god Marks philching put that fire out

philching by Binnsy100 February 1, 2019

pelching 

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.

Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!

pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

pinching 

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.

Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?

pinching by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pitching a cave 

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

pitching a cave by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

Philmingo 

A guy named Phil who has the tendency to find himself balanced on only one foot while playing games of skill, such as, but not limited to, darts, beer pong, corn hole, and bowling.

Someone go knock over Philmingo next time he plays corn hole.

Philmingo by psully April 25, 2013

Pinching a loaf 

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf by Bob April 6, 2004