Pilching 

the act of noncing on somebody who is underage, or at least 3 years younger.
Originates from the name 'Pilcher', our lord and saviour.

"hes dating a 13 year old"
"man, hes pilching!"

Pilching by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023

Pilching 

the act of noncing on younger children, coming from our lord an saviour Clive Pilcher

"hes talking to 13 year olds"
"woah, hes pilching on them"

Pilching by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023

pilching 

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

pilching by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004

pelching 

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.

Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!

pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

pinching 

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.

Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?

pinching by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pitching a cave 

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

pitching a cave by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016