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pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

pension botherer 

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge
I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers

The Phusion 

A jazz, funk, rock group that use the process of improvisation, experimentation and inventiveness, The Phusion has been on a mission to play honest and meaningful music that can run the gamut of being deceptively accessible to technically eloquent. Their sound is on a constant journey where the question "why?" does not exist and the response "Why not" does. They realize that improvement is always necessary in order to go beyond mediocrity, even when revisions have already been made. The soundscape in which they frolic in, organically changes depending on the mood of the group and the influences that creep into their minds. The term "Genre" does not restrict their creative passion, nor does the concept of "Mainstream" intimidate them from producing music that is different. They may still be in Highscool, but their musical love is planted firmly in the ground. It would be their honour to allow you, the listener, to partake in this new euphonious journey.
Woah, what is that?! "The Phusion"

I need to listen to something different..."try The Phusion"

Pension Deficit Disorder 

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.
"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."